Just one Speck of Carrot

That's all it is; one speck of carrot. It probably only took a couple of hours to grow in the soil of Bolthouse farm. And now it is lodged in my sinus cavity. Just at the brink of that little shelf that separates the nasal cavity from the back of the throat. I have seen Oprah, I know what happens when you get a vegetable lodged in there. It begins to rot. And then you get chronic bad breath. And then people have trouble talking to you, so you either become a mute or you loose all of your friends. And then you get an infection and die, but it doesn't really matter because of what your life has become. Well, that may be an exaggeration, but it sure does make you feel pretty bad.